Ek sal es ko bholny may lag hi jai ga

Ek sal es ko bholny may lag hi jai ga
Phir ye bhi soch lo ke bahi pora sal hy


Posted in Funny Shayari / poetry at March 24th, 2012. No Comments.

Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…


Posted in Funny Shayari / poetry at March 24th, 2012. No Comments.

Bohat es ko bulata ho bohat samjhta ho lekin

Bohat es ko bulata ho bohat samjhta ho lekin

ye aeyny may betha shaks baher kuin nay ata


Posted in Funny Shayari / poetry at March 24th, 2012. No Comments.

Band kar lety hy awarah hawa muthi may

Band kar lety hy awarah hawa muthi may

phir hawa may isay taqseem karty hay

 


Posted in Funny Shayari / poetry at March 24th, 2012. No Comments.

Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao..

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..


Posted in Funny Shayari / poetry at March 24th, 2012. No Comments.

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;>
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Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :
<. .Pathan Rocked...:<.


Posted in Funny Shayari / poetry at March 24th, 2012. No Comments.

Taluq jordtey ya tord dety

Taluq jordtey ya tord dety
kahani ko koi tu mord dety


Posted in Funny Shayari / poetry at March 24th, 2012. No Comments.

Kolavari di, The funny exams version.

Exam song !
Why this examveri examveri examveri di…
Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.
Exam teachr strict strict, my future dark…
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste..
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa pan
seriya vasi
ready 1 2 3 4..
Tune changes..
Kayila paper.. Only englsh..
Handla paper, paper question eyes fulla tearu..
Empty brain , exam come , life revers gear..
Frnd u frnd u oh my frnd pls show me answrs nw u..
God i m dying nw
pls make me pass nw..


Posted in Funny Shayari / poetry at March 24th, 2012. No Comments.

AaKHIR lARKIYAH KIA CHAHTI HIAN…..

Kabhi Hamain Dekh Kar Muskurati Hain

Aur Kabhi Nakhray Deekhati Hain

Aakhir Larkiyan Kia Chahti Hain

Tammam Kaam Larkon Say Nikalwati Hain

Aur Phir Moon Phair Kar Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

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Posted in Funny Shayari / poetry at September 3rd, 2010. 1 Comment.

idhar humse mehfil mei nazrein larana…:D


Posted in Urdu Jokes at August 29th, 2010. No Comments.





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